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OH HEY

YOU MUST BE NEW HERE

Between puns and Harry Potter references, I manage to get shit done. I truly believe words are magic. You can create an entirely new world with completely fresh people out of a few strokes of a quill keyboard—how cool is that?! But you can’t do so irresponsibly. I pride myself in writing with care, warmth, and wit. And if I can throw a play on words in there, I totally will.

If you’re interested in what I do for my day job as a copywriter, click on the WORK tab to see the goods. If you want to read my incredibly fascinating musings, head over to the BLOG. Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me by going to the CONTACT page. Everything else you can learn on my ABOUT page.

NEED A WRITER?

I’m not interested in being poached, but if you need my part-time freelance services, fill out a contact form!

WORK SKILLS

WRITING | EDITING | HOSTING | FILM | PHOTOGRAPHY | IDEA CREATION | DESIGN

FUN SKILLS

JUGGLING | JOKE-TELLING | PUNS | HARRY POTTER KNOWLEDGE | MOVIE QUOTES | CRAFTING ABILITIES

FAVORITE PLACE

WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER (DUH)

FAVORITE COLOR

GLITTER (OR GREEN IF YOU HATE GLITTER)

HOGWARTS HOUSE

RAVENCLAW, WHERE THOSE OF WIT AND LEARNING WILL ALWAYS FIND THEIR KIND

COFFEE STYLE

BLACK, LIKE MY SOUL